2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: *downs drink* how much alcohol was in that?

2005-03-15 [ironboundtreo]: DIE CHITCH,and do u want a drink?how about a long island ice tea

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: stevo how much alcohol was in that? was ther much! can i hav another 1 the same it was lush!

2005-03-15 [ironboundtreo]: a hell of alot cause i put about half a bottle of jack daniels in mine,sure u can*gives drink*

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: they should call it a LONGGGGGGGG ISLAND ICE TEA!

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: and yes I would

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: *downs drink* im gona be pissed u beta not take advantage!

2005-03-15 [ironboundtreo]: *makes chitch the drink*here ya gan

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: YAY! **downs it like a fucking Vimto can

2005-03-15 [-chitch-]: right. am away

2005-03-15 [ironboundtreo]: see you later sir

2005-03-15 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: cya

2005-03-15 [LAURALOVE.]: ahh wow havent been in here 4 ages, love what uv done with the place! can i have a coke!

2005-03-15 [jobby]: chitch mate, the wiki page is outside elftown pub

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: It's sorted.

2005-03-16 [jobby]: good lad *thumbs up sign* your mucle funny in andys video lol

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: What? Wen I stare at the camera?

2005-03-16 [jobby]: all the time lol you stare at the camera, then your nose dus a mucle wiggly thing. Then theres one shot where you are there, the camera cuts to another shot then when it goes back to the previous shot - youve dissapeared

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: Aye. At the end. I'm the mysterious evil man.........  You gotta keep me dancing in it.

2005-03-16 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: i am in need of a drink! drink drink

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: Here's your drink.

2005-03-16 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: thanks darlin! how is every1?

2005-03-16 [jobby]: "hey", said simon pleasently, "Did you enjoy your drink?"

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: aye

2005-03-16 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yer! i needed it!

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: bog brush

2005-03-16 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: who wants a game of pool?!

2005-03-16 [Barrassg]: go on then sam

2005-03-16 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yey! *breaks*

2005-03-16 [Barrassg]: Its all kool *pots yellow* your reds m8

2005-03-16 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: pots 3 on first shot!

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: right, pool is to be played in our fourth wiki page, elftown pub pool

2005-03-16 [Barrassg]: kk thanks chitch, *goes to the pub pool met you there sam*

2005-03-16 [~Altopia~]: anyne interested in showing me the backroom?

2005-03-16 [Mal Reynolds]: Can i have a coke?

2005-03-16 [jobby]: aye i fancy a few pints

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: I'll show you the back room!

2005-03-16 [jobby]: me?

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: what?

2005-03-16 [Mal Reynolds]: that damned song won't send

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: GOD DAMN IT!!! I'll find it another time mate, Cheers anyway. **gives a shot of home brew whiskey to NeoRevan** On the house

2005-03-16 [Mal Reynolds]: thank you

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: So, What's on the agenda for the next motion picture?

2005-03-16 [Mal Reynolds]: a comedy

2005-03-16 [Mal Reynolds]: Naked gun style

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: whey!!! Can i be in it?? I won't stare at the camera all the time............

2005-03-16 [~Altopia~]: the backroom???

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: you wanted someone to show you it. I'll show you. lol

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: cheese

2005-03-16 [~Altopia~]: Come on then big boy,*signals [-chitch-] with aluring eyes towards the backroom*

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: COME ON!!

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: get in there chitch,i will watch the bar

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: COME ON!! I love that room so much. two dances in as many days. COME ON!!!

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: want a drink to take with you sir?

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: aye, A roofiecolata..... Also. MAKE MY STEAM CONNECT TO THE INTERNET!

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: i cannot do that sir,im only trained to mix drinks not fix steam

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: go on............

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: i am not trained*downs a large bottle of vimto*this is the mans drink!

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: wheres the strippers the night?

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: Sam has the night off, Altopia is here, Showing me the ropes

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: sound as,wheres the locals,its dead in here

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: aye. but He have our first Piss head of the week!

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: whey!!!!drinks all around!!!!glad theres only 3 ppl here

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: YAY!

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: its 5 to 12 chitch,neerly time for lock in

2005-03-16 [-chitch-]: make mine to go. Am off to kip. [~Altopia~] babe. You have tired me out. You are amazing....... Love, xx...... Catch you later steve

2005-03-16 [ironboundtreo]: see you later sir,passes over a bottle of brown ale,have a safe walk home

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: TREAT!

2005-03-17 [Big S]: strippers......... suck is off

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: AWWWW...... A'd no say no.

2005-03-17 [jobby]: i can't believe it, what can i say - im honoured to be piss head of the week. can i have 10 pints of the best pleasE?

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: **Pulls the ten pints.** Here yih gan

2005-03-17 [jobby]: thanks mate, ill be pissed in no time. Chitch, i think im going to start calling you "Deputy Stand and Blink NYPD"

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: We'll need to have a brawl for our sexy stripper, [~Altopia~]

2005-03-17 [jobby]: yeah, im currently busy like - will later *punches chitch in face*

2005-03-17 [Barrassg]: Go [~Altopia~] you rule in the other room *lol :p*

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: RIGHT JOBBY!! *Pulls Winchester Repeater out and aims at Jobby's bell end.** LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!! **Pulls trigger and splatters sperm all over.......**

2005-03-17 [jobby]: come on man, there was no need to shoot rodger

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: aright

2005-03-17 [Big S]: colonel doug luther sanders

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: whoop whoop whoop

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: mariachi for hire, here to serve.

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: tell us a story of a gunfight in a pub. Something like, "Just when you were about to see his face........... You didn't!"

2005-03-17 [big rugby fan]: lol go chitch its barrassg here on my sisters thing

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: ok

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: watch my exclusive film "desperado" for all the gun fights

2005-03-17 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey all!

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY ST PADDYS DAY ALL YOU DRUNKS!

2005-03-17 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yer happy st patricks day all

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: Irelands raving, i hope your all wearing your green!

2005-03-17 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: i am!!!

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: I'm wearing some green

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: good!

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: anyone up for a game of Hurling?

2005-03-17 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: im not really! wats the point in it anyway?

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: in wearing green?

2005-03-17 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: no in st patricks day?

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: to celebrate St Patrick!

2005-03-17 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: y? wat was so special about him?!

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: well we don't celebrate him, the Irish do. He banished the Snakes from Ireland ( there are no Snakes in Ireland BTW)

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: so they celebrate him, good reason to get drunk on Guiness

2005-03-17 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: really? how can they get rid of all the snakes?

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: he drove them away

2005-03-17 [-chitch-]: Yeah. He was the only person with a Ford Transit Van. He lived in the posh end of his town and his neighbours thought he was a git. However after he gave the Snakes a lift to Woodstock his neighbours were like, "Hey, What a canny guy". later (3 days to be percise) The FBI came looking for him because the snakes never had a VISA. He was executed for smuggling Cobra's and Python's into America. LONG LIVE YOUR SOUL ST PATTRICK!

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: thats historically accurate

2005-03-17 [jobby]: hey Andy ma homie, can you slap a bit of basement jaxx - oh my gosh on the jukey? heres 20p

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: reeto son

2005-03-17 [Mal Reynolds]: (starts playing guitar)

2005-03-18 [ironboundtreo]: RAWR,i was behing the bar this whole time

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: I know it's accurate. i am a historian now.

2005-03-18 [jobby]: lol thats some good guitar playing, i cant quite make out the tune tho

2005-03-18 [Anna™]: hey!

2005-03-18 [jobby]: waddup Anna the planna, hows it goin? happy birthday for ages ago

2005-03-18 [Mal Reynolds]: it was the vibric rhythm of tap foot

2005-03-18 [babycheechee]: l want to join

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: Can you play Ghetto Musick by Outkast?

2005-03-18 [*chitch*]: AH FUCKIN LIVE IN THA GHETTO BEEYATCH!!!

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: The ghetto is tant

2005-03-18 [Mal Reynolds]: fetch me a whiskey barkeep

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: Here you go my friend *gives NeoRevan a muckle pint glass of whiskey** That'll get yih pissed mate!!!

2005-03-18 [Mal Reynolds]: show me the way to go home, coz i'm tired and i wanna go to bed. I had a lil drink about an hour ago and its gone right to my head!

2005-03-18 [ironboundtreo]: amen brother,chitch hoy us over some derg as i sit with derg,and some hobnobs

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: got nen left. A could di whi a bit towk like. Fuckin gaggin for a J like.

2005-03-18 [Mal Reynolds]: pitch me a pint of grogg

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: Sorry, this aint the Scumm Bar!!

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: But we do have a monkey on a piano. BUT IF YOU PUT A BANANA ON THE PENGILUM THEN YOU DIE BECAUSE LARGO IS PISSED OF WITH THAT, MR. THREEPWOOD!

2005-03-18 [Mal Reynolds]: I want grogg!

2005-03-18 [jobby]: give me a chocolate hob nob. NOW

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: LARGO!!! *Largo comes in* "RIGHT YIH TWAT!!" says largo.

2005-03-18 [ironboundtreo]: be right back*runs away and come back with 100 bottles of derg*

2005-03-18 [Mal Reynolds]: i'll fetch my own Grogg, you can store it here

2005-03-18 [ironboundtreo]: dont anger the demi gods

2005-03-18 [-chitch-]: shut up. We don't allow drinks drinks from other places in steve. Sorry. GET OUT! Excellent. Grogg(tm) That'd be lovely!

2005-03-19 [Mal Reynolds]: i brought a fresh batch of Grogg, you can resell me it

2005-03-19 [-chitch-]: excellent......... Grogg(tm) would be lush.............

2005-03-19 [Mal Reynolds]: i hope we get to branch out to monkey island (TM)

2005-03-19 [-chitch-]: I have an idea.........

2005-03-19 [jobby]: hi, do you sell hob goblin. if u do, ill have 3

2005-03-19 [LAURALOVE.]: and il have one also

2005-03-19 [jobby]: woop

2005-03-19 [Anna™]: chitch!!!! Jobby!!!! other randoms???

2005-03-19 [Mal Reynolds]: getting Grogg imported!woohoo! don't forget to visit our neighbour bar on monkey island(TM) the Scumm bar

2005-03-20 [ironboundtreo]: i was bringing the newcastle brown to re-stock the supply here

2005-03-20 [Anna™]: meh!

2005-03-20 [LAURALOVE.]: haha piss head of the week! btw did every1 enjoy my DJing last night???

2005-03-20 [Anna™]: oh yes laura...and i enjoyd the hot tub last nite also.....

2005-03-20 [LAURALOVE.]: wot anna? u got off with a girl in the hot tub? really anna?

2005-03-20 [.Forever Dreaming.]: haha!!

2005-03-20 [-chitch-]: only the kind folks at the brewery can bring in the drink, and it all goes through me......

2005-03-20 [Anna™]: yeah...and???? u were the 1 who took a foto!!!gawd laura!

2005-03-20 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol, yer i know god laura lol

2005-03-20 [Anna™]: just tel the world! no offence tramp, but gonz is a betr kisser!!!

2005-03-20 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol...

2005-03-21 [-chitch-]: AAAAAAAAAARIGHT!!! I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

2005-03-21 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey chitch get me a shocker plz

2005-03-21 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ok...

2005-03-21 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: aye.... its a drink! aftershock!

2005-03-21 [jobby]: hey hey were the monkeeeeees

2005-03-21 [Mal Reynolds]: Jobby, thats a flogging offence...

2005-03-22 [jobby]: lol

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: lithium suck  and  spaced

2005-03-22 [jobby]: what have lithium done to you chitch?

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: they have sucked musical ass

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: and Mono was a cunt to me. Scott wears makeup and Andrew's girlfriend shrinks every time you see her

2005-03-22 [jobby]: thats got nothing to do with how they play tho. i dont want to know you hate lithium, so theres no need to broadcast that you hate them in every means possible. I hate some people, i keep that to myself - i dont go making wiki pages and broadcasting to everyone that i hate that person. its just a bit kiddish. And im sure there was a reason why he was a cunt, its not like mono to be a cunt for no reason. maybe because your always slagging off their band?

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: actuall, I never slagged of their band at the time. It was a free gig, I came along with the likes of Waters, he was a cunt about how I couldn't come in......... THAT'S when I began slagging off their band. Also, I hate their music. It's all pop-punk and pop-rock. The trademark of a middle school to year nine band.......

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: WELL DONE [Chunky Monkey]. YOU ARE THE PISS HEAD OF THE WEEK!

2005-03-22 [LAURALOVE.]: congrats ben!

2005-03-22 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yer congratulations zippy

2005-03-22 [jobby]: well done ben, take avantage of the free bar

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: it's only for 2 days like

2005-03-22 [LAURALOVE.]: uhuh! well il have a drink on ben then lol!

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: how about "no"? the drinks are free for ben.......

2005-03-22 [LAURALOVE.]: ahhh man! ok well il have a vodka and coke!

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: right oh, **makes one up** here

2005-03-22 [LAURALOVE.]: thanks! its dead in here! how do u make a profit?

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: other wiki pages. check my description, there's a list there. Also i am hired by the Elftown mafia.

2005-03-22 [Mal Reynolds]: Don Shango will have your head if you keep that talk up!

2005-03-22 [Barrassg]: hey guyes whats happening game of pool anyone? lol

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: Hey, It's how I makes the money to keep the pub going!

2005-03-22 [ironboundtreo]: chitch i need ure advise

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: go on..........

2005-03-22 [ironboundtreo]: lets take this into the allyway

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: ok. **grabs gatt.**

2005-03-22 [ironboundtreo]: chitch was the strongest drink you have

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: I'M THE STRONGEST DRINK????

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: **passes a pint of GROGG(tm) over.**

2005-03-22 [ironboundtreo]: cheers,and some bou-bons,my friends getting angry

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: all out of bon bons............ we got Bourbons though! (Don't tell the Nemesis)

2005-03-22 [Mal Reynolds]: Grogg'll kill ya flat if you can't handle it! good ole ingredients

2005-03-22 [ironboundtreo]: i wont,hes in the bathroom crying like a baby

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: It's a gaurded secret brewed deep inside the Scummbar!!

2005-03-22 [Mal Reynolds]: damn right, only the Monkey Island peeps know the ingredients

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: Steve likes MI. But.......... This is the ET version. Stronger than The MI one. And not even Largo could get his hands on this!!!

2005-03-22 [Mal Reynolds]: what!? NOT EVEN LARGO!?

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: The ghost pirate le Chuck lost his right thumb trying to steal the ingrediants. Then we shot him. In the thumb...

2005-03-22 [ironboundtreo]: chitch i need a hangover cure

2005-03-22 [-chitch-]: SPROGG(tm) The hangover cure of the god's. Created in the Federation Brewrey of Scumm(tm), just one shot'll sort ya.

2005-03-23 [Big S]: u need a bit of wham - wake me up !!! awesome !! lol

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: rite i want vodka al nite long